Adventures of an Asshole

Unwarranted Self-importance Galore


About This Site and Myself

Name: Tony or Tyrone
Height: 6'1"
High School: One in Fairfield, California
Favorite Food: Cottage Pie, but with spaghetti sauce instead of gravy.
Favorite Site: Google, I don't give a shit what says they can do.
Favorite Song: Dope - Debonaire
Turn Ons: Guns, Low Riders, Fat Women
Turn Offs: Contact lenses and talking slowly
Most Memorable Experience: When I was about 4 years old I sat in an ant bed and my aunt had to try to keep ants from going into my rectum. Yes, it was very painful.