Adventures of an Asshole

Unwarranted Self-importance Galore


Advice #12

#12 Tibor Asks:
How can I be more of an asshole like you?
If you were to put your question in "yes" or "no" form, the short answer would be "no" and the long answer would be "yes" with a but.

The reason I say no is because it takes talent. Anyone can just be a complete dick, but that's not what gets you ladies, money, fortune, fame, and all you can eat at places that aren't generally buffets.

It takes time, style, and debonair.

To put it more concisely, only I can be like me and anyone that wants to be more like me is a poser.